don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes

(Source: radichul, via crrocs)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

(via milesjai)

• *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
• Me: Please don't be 6am
• *1;48am*
• Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
• *Shoves face back into pillow*