towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(Source: menthuthuyoupi, via confirmance)

196,234 notes

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

(via parkingstrange)

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Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

This one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

(Source: birdsorthebeez, via mentaljumpingjacks)

284,723 notes

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

(via mentaljumpingjacks)

245,855 notes

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

(via mentaljumpingjacks)

105,309 notes

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

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Anonymous asked: Why hasn't there been a banana gate sequel?

coolator:

amazingatheist:

If this gets 2,500 notes, I will make a sequel with whatever object gets most requested. 

*lowered it to 2,500, since that’s more attainable. I don’t want people to feel like this is outside the realm of possibility. Also, the object requested much be possible to obtain and non-lethal to insert. Let’s see how bad the internet wants this. :P 

all six seasons of Lost on bluray and also a knife

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foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

(via andrewquo)

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lettiekinz asked: You're the best Daddy. Sex is nothing short of amazing, and it's so cute how Little you get when you're tired. I love you. <3

mentaljumpingjacks:

lettiekinz:

mentaljumpingjacks:

lettiekinz:

mentaljumpingjacks:

'Babe, can you not? We just fucked and you're singing about jabba the hut.' xD
I love you, baby. (:

They call you Jabba the Hut, for a reeeason. :3 I love you so much. <3

You need help. (;

Excuse me, teacher? I need some help, can you help me? I’ll do anything to get an A. (;

Oh, I know you would. What I just witnessed you doing for a praise.. Imagine what you’d do for an A. :3 A* for performance though.

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